I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life
note to my future partner: unexplained phenomena themed wedding. save the date says CONFIRMED with a grainy photo of us, each in the classic bigfoot pose, holding hands
-choking on nothing but air and spit -asking ‘what?’ and then immediately processing what you said -making a fool of myself trying to get wild cats to let me pet them -compensating for hours of procrastination with minutes of panic and superhuman speed
Someone: I love all natural women I hate when girls wear a lot of makeup it’s so unattractive I think girls look better without makeup they don’t need it! Girls that wear makeup are so fake
